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By Orlando Harrison

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A remake and aural travesty of T.S. Eliot’s famous wartime toothgrinder.


When Barry met Lucy

By Paul Gregson

Micheal Barrymore meets his new Artist Liaison Officer in Hell

Cocoon, Journey and Woman

by Joanna Pearce

Three Gems


by Dave McGowan

The cosmos
Seen from outside
Unimaginable heat
Unthinkably cold
Everything within expanding
Zoom in


Number 9

by Rebecca Feiner

The back street building is all decayed grandeur. A place the sun no longer reaches.
Number 9 was once a grand private house. Later it became an inn, kept by Charlie Swinson. Samuel Johnson would drink there, with his mate Joshua Reynolds. In 1764 they elevated their late night sessions into something more distinguished by referring to Number 9 as “The Club”.


Employee of the Month

by Andrew Shoben

I grew up in South London, and like many teenagers, I got a job in the local Tesco supermarket. For the first few months there, I was a Trolley Boy, collecting the metal trollies that piled up in the car park, where shoppers left them after unloading. Occasionally, I’d get lucky, and find a pound coin or two wedged in the little metal box that unlocked them from the Trolley Park. This was a moment of excitement in an otherwise dull, dull job.


Search-Engine Sex

by Isobel Poltroon

I go out on Valentine’s Day to buy my cleaning lady a plastic bucket with a filter on top to squeeze out the mop. She’s worn out the old one, we’ve been together so long. The shop windows are a sickly mess of pink and red, somewhere between an abattoir and a little girl’s bedroom. The shops are full of men whose women set their price at a bunch of red flowers and a meal deal.


The Unknown Niggle

by Simeon Carr – Minns

Around the end of August 2001, we were deployed on an Operation called ‘Op Bessemer’to Macedonia as part of a NATO force to intervene in a civil war between Albanian insurgents and the Macedonian government and then to oversee an arms amnesty as part of something drawn up called the ‘Ohrid Agreement’.
Under the terms of the Ohrid Agreement, the Macedonian government agreed to devolve greater political power and cultural recognition to the Albanian minority. The Albanian side agreed to abandon separatist demands and to fully recognise all Macedonian institutions.
Yep, it was fucking boring. Positive but boring.


I Am The Pig

by Rckay Puupuu La Roo

A cry from the heart of the Good Morning Pig.

Employee of the Month

by Andrew Shoben

Andrew Shoben flatters himself.